Slimate Clience Nonsense; “The List” Continued

wet bed

(Many Examples of the Two-Faced Science)

Years ago I learned of “The List,” which is a website that tracked all the ridiculous claims made by slimate climatists. Unfortunately, “The List” is no longer being updated. Going forward, I will attempt to continue the effort started by “The List” and document all the nonsense coming out of the Slimate Clientists.

The original “List”: A complete list of things caused by global warming

The following is a list of recent largely tax-payer funded slimate clience nonsense:

Climate change will make us more likely to wet the bed
Climate change is causing blue whales to sing louder
Why climate change is creating a new generation of child brides
Solve climate change … make people smaller
Bearded Dragons Are Dumber Because of Climate Change
Claim: ‘Climate Change Could Increase Volcano Eruptions’
How climate change could cause a pumpkin shortage
Rising Seas Could Submerge the Oldest English Settlement in the Americas
Climate change morphing the skulls of mice
‘Gender justice:’ ‘To combat climate change, increase women′s participation’
Scientists Say Earth Is Doomed — Just Like They Did 25 Years Ago
Global Warming Blamed for ‘Extremely Cold Temperatures’ in Vineyards
Climate Change Might Lower Salaries
Claim: Peeing in the Shower will Help Save the Climate
Climate change driving record snows in Alaskan mountains
Starving Santa’s Reindeer that have forgotten how to dig in snow
The End of White Christmases
Climate change study predicts refugees fleeing into Antarctica
Will we run out of CHOCOLATE? Experts predict treat will disappear in 30 years
Global Warming is causing Goats to Shrink
Claim: global warming causes shrinking beetles
The Arab spring
Incredible shrinking sheep,
Invasion of jellyfish in the Mediterranean
Surge in fatal shark attacks
Boy Scout tornado deaths,
Severe acne,
Global conflict,
Beer tasting different,
Suicide of farmers in Australia,
Bigger tuna fish,
Fish shrinkage
Longer days,
Shorter days,
Collapse of gingerbread houses in Sweden,
Cow infertility,
UFO sightings in the UK,
Rise in insurance premiums,
Heroin addiction
Bear attacks in Japan 
Frigid Cold Winters in Great Britain
Death from heart disease, diabetes, stroke, respiratory disease and even accidents,
Homicide, suicide
Water -borne disease outbreaks
Heavier, wetter snowstorms treacherous for travel and ambulation, 
Lyme disease, swarms of allergy-inducing, stinging insects, along with mosquitoes and devastating pine bark beetle infestations and the spread of forest and crop pests  
40,000 dead crabs
Shorter, higher pitched frog mating calls
Unrest in the Middle East.
Screwed-up love making,
The Japanese earthquake-tsunami,
Horrible rash of tornadoes in southeast United States,
Extended severe allergy seasons, Lyme disease, malaria or dengue fever, trauma, depression, high blood pressure and heart disease,
Eye Disorders.
Increased threat of wars, violence and military action against the UK. 
Migration of possibly rabid Vampire bats from Mexico, 
Extreme weather, disappearing islands and less productive workdays
Giant Snakes
Armed robbery, prostitution, and drug abuse in Ghana,  will make you go nuts,
The rise of terrorist group Boko Haram 
Caused the Seychelles snail to go extinct (its alive and well), 
Rock Snot
Increase anxiety, fear and depression
Expensive Olives
No more red-haired people, women will become pear-shaped,  incontinent, impotent bald guys with extra hair growing from his toes. 
Global Cooling
The Sinking of The Titanic 
Illegal Immigration  
Claim: Global Warming will Shrink Animals
Claim: “Climate change” is enticing monkeys to have more promiscuous inter-species sex
Claim: Baby Birds Can’t Cope with Climate Change
CO2/global warming shrinking men’s testicles
Climate change will make us more likely to wet the bed and may trigger a plague of ticks, snakes and VOLES as ‘devastating’ droughts and flooding send nature haywire by 2100
Surging levels of greenhouses gases are making people tired and stupid, scientists claim
Claim: Climate Change is Creating Dangerous Hybrid Puffer Fish
Salmon may lose the ability to smell danger as carbon emissions rise University of Washington
China Demands USA Give Money to China Because Climate Change
Climate change will affect gender ratio among newborns, scientists say
Octopuses may go blind from climate change, study warns

H/T Climatism


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